On an island called Mount Sea Island, there lived some peculiar people.
Tang Zhi and his two disciples, Sun Wukong and Zhu Yinen, lived together in a large house on the island.
Tang Zhi is a scientist and also a renowned handsome man on the island. Many women actively pursue him, but he seems indifferent, which has become a mystery.
One day, Tang Zhi and his two disciples went shopping at the supermarket.
As they were carrying their bags home, they heard someone shouting “Robbery!”
They turned around and saw a yellow-haired kid running towards them, holding a wallet, with a middle-aged woman chasing after him.
Tang Zhi quickly said, “Wukong, catch the thief!”
Sun Wukong smiled and said, “Master, there’s no need for you to say it; I can catch him without your instruction. I’ve encountered countless monsters and demons, and I’ve defeated them all. Dealing with this little thief is just a piece of cake!”
As he was speaking, the little thief had already run past them.
Zhu Yinen stomped his foot and said, “Senior brother, you’re just boasting; the thief has escaped.”
Sun Wukong smiled and said, “I just let him go, otherwise how could I showcase my skills?”
As he spoke, he reached out his hand, which seemed to extend infinitely, and grabbed the thief’s collar, pulling him in front of him.
By this time, the woman and the police had arrived.
The woman retrieved her wallet, thanking them profusely, while the police took the thief away.
A group of women gathered around.
“You’re amazing! Thanks to you, the thief was caught…”
“You’re so talented…”
They were praising Tang Zhi, not Sun Wukong.
Sun Wukong couldn’t help but feel angry, gritting his teeth as he said, “These women must be blind. I’m the one who caught the thief, yet they’re praising Master!”
Zhu Yinen said, “Just accept it. Everyone knows Master is the most handsome man on Mount Sea Island. Women adore him, especially Princess Xiangxiang from the neighboring Ladies Kingdom. She’s head over heels for Master, completely infatuated.”
Zhu Yinen curl his lip and added with a hint of jealousy, “If only I had half of Master’s handsomeness, my beloved Miss Chang wouldn’t ignore me. Life really isn’t fair…”
Before he could finish speaking, they heard someone say, “It sounds like you think women only care about looks.”
They turned around to see Princess Xiangxiang from the Ladies’Kingdom.
“Do you dare to say that you like my Master for reasons other than his looks?”
“Of course not! Besides being handsome, he’s also talented. He became a scientist at a young age, knowledgeable and skilled in everything…”
Princess Xiangxiang was lost in her fantasies, but then someone else chimed in, “Really? So he’s a scientist? In that case, marrying him would surely produce beautiful and intelligent children…”
Princess Xiangxiang turned to see another woman, recognizing yet another romantic rival, and her expression darkened.
Sun Wukong chuckled and said, “Unfortunately, my Master can’t date any of you, let alone marry or have children with you.”
The woman looked puzzled. “Why not? He’s a scientist, not a monk. Who says scientists can’t get married and have children?”
“Because my master is a robot…”
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